Sugarscape: Olly Murs said that to help him get to number 1, he’s promised naked photo shoots, if he charts. Is that something you guys would consider?
#fifth gif #he’s so pleased he can tell people anything about louis’s penis #so smiley #’i know exactly how long it is’ #’so harry do you-‘ #’it’s really thick. thicker than a carrot.’ #’that’s nice harry but-‘ #’like a zucchini but a big zucchini. you know. you can fit your mouth around it with a little effort.’ #’so harry what do you like in a gir-‘ #’i really like zucchinis so i put my mouth around them a lot. like a lot. sometimes twice a day.’ #’har-‘ #’sometimes three.’ #’…h-‘ #’one day i did it six times but that was a mistake and i was on vocal rest.’ #’…’ #’zucchini. in my mouth.’ [x]
I WANT ONE DIRECTION REMAKE THE VAS HAPPENING BOYS VIDEO OKAY
no seriously. he does. just put some zayn in the mix and *poof* you have extra sexiness.
intsead of “instant coffee, just add water” it’s “instant sexier sexy, just add zayn!”
he even makes himself look sexier like wtf
and last but not least, jesus
Louis on the Red Carpet at the AMAs +